The Great Possum has asked his new intern to forward you the following.....
Greetings dere fellow le hackers and followers of the puck dere eh. Le news of de departure of dere Le Grande Boubere deeply saddens der me, eh. I de dere remember giving dere dat Le Grande Boubere dem dere instructions back in dere dat 1976 like dere was dat le yesterday. Dat dere Le Grand Boubere dere did spread le dat dere word and de did continue to bring le dere dat game of beauty to all. Der Le Valley of Le Dinosaurs will forever be dere grateful. To use a der line from de one of the dem dere possum tales, he does go dere way back as the greatest pond hacker par excellence.
By gar, breaking in dis dere le new intern dis le really der going to der be der tough job dere by gar. He do dere try, but dis is going to de le tough so go easy don der him.
Signed, The Great Possum
Dear Le Grande Boubere:
That Kevin who translates for you on your website listed E
Dunnack as a NON-POND PLAYER! How stupid is he?
Signed, Anyone who know anything about pond hockey
Dear Anyone who knows:That le Kevin le ignoramus den dere. Mounge en shal de mer! Everyone le knows dat den dere Dunnack is Swahili for family that invented le Columbia - le type pond hockey den dere, and dat dere Eric le was suckled at dat le grand le tit of dere great possum from den le birth dere. For dat bow-legged goalie le Kevin all dere Bouberes den should le kick le him in his le ass when dey le see him. I den will make fat Kevin le apologize den. Sacre Bleu!
Dear Le Grande Boubere:
Mai le puck soit avec vous!
Signed, Laflamme4
Dear Laflamme4:
W T le F? Can you no le speak le English? Le non? Dis dere den is dat le official le language of dis den le America! Learn dat le English or go back dere den to dat place you come le from, den. You immigrant!
Dear Le Grande Boubere:
While I've gotten used to my husband's body hair, smell and hockey friends, his snoring is incredibly loud and annoying. How can I make him stop?
Signed, Up all night.
Dear Up all night,
It is dat dere proven experiment at dat dere le Boubere Institute dat dat dere oral sex cures snoring le 100 le percent of dat dere time. Le never fails. Le never.
Dear Le Grande Boubere:
I've hurt my miniscus -- I think from snoring. What can I do?
Signed, Flounder Letteri
Dear Flounder
Dat dere le only le known cure is beer and bad jokes at the Boubere Reunion. But le go early, it might be crowded.